Dreaming Wide Awake
A remarkable combination of obsessive busywork and near catonic sloth"
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me:*opens purse and breadsticks launch out and knock me over*
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A day in the newsroom

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I love him so much

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Me, a purse snatcher:why is everyone carrying around breadsticks

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Talkin to my white friends like..

“Tell the cops that Jared”

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